Here are some real winners from West Virginia.

Now, I don't want to be like the average kid picking on the one really puny kid in the school yard, because I absolutely hate it when people tell me all kinds of things about people who live in Indiana - how we're all uneducated, how we're all rednecks, how we're all dumb, how nothing but farms exist in Indiana, how we're all uncultured, etc. etc. etc. And while it may be tempting, I don't want to point fingers at West Virginians on a broad scale, pigeonholing all of its residents. But wow, that state sure is home to some real... winners.

I present to you, Jon Stewart's presentation from The Daily Show: